We needed to confirm our restaurant booking for tonight so took a walk to The Brewery. This 5-10 minute journey took us 35 minutes today and here's why...
1/ Take hat off and put it on again at least 3 times outside the front door. Insist on wearing gloves which are much too big then laugh at your own hands a lot.
2/ Stop to sit on walls, climb steps and touch doors. Point and giggle at dogs, cars and railings (which are the funniest of all metal objects).
3/ Wander off 'by yourself' then, when legs are tired, return to Mummy, point at her bag and dance.
4/ Grab Mummy's bag and pull sling out because she has no idea what you want!
Honey wears... Hello Kitty leg warmers by eBay